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damoyorkie · 6 July 2009, 08:31 AM

I was at the recent Porsche GB meeting, when I overheard three guys talking about their 911s.

They were talking about the names they had given their beautiful cars.

"I call mine Blue Thunder," said the first guy, "because it is blue, and has an aftermarket exhaust that sounds like the heavens themselves are being torn apart."

"Nice !" says the next guy. " I call mine white lightning, because it is Grand Prix white, and goes like lightning."

"Blooming heck !" says the third guy. " I call mine Clitoris, because it's red and every c*nt has one."

[£1 contribution to the Avoca School of Irish Dancing swear-box: I know it's the nuclear bomb of swear words, and very offensive, but the joke doesn't work without it. Sorry, sorry, sorry......]

limbo · 6 July 2009, 07:03 PM

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Lion · 7 July 2009, 10:29 PM

Very good!!!

sexner · 8 July 2009, 01:02 AM

Too funny!!

GMTJOHNNY · 8 July 2009, 02:49 PM

Hahahaha!!!! Of course I agree!

SubmarinerMan · 8 July 2009, 09:08 PM

6 July 2009, 08:31 AM	#1
damoyorkie "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: Damien Location: United Kingdom Watch: Sea Dweller Posts: 207	Porsche GB Meeting - very bad language. I was at the recent Porsche GB meeting, when I overheard three guys talking about their 911s. They were talking about the names they had given their beautiful cars. "I call mine Blue Thunder," said the first guy, "because it is blue, and has an aftermarket exhaust that sounds like the heavens themselves are being torn apart." "Nice !" says the next guy. " I call mine white lightning, because it is Grand Prix white, and goes like lightning." "Blooming heck !" says the third guy. " I call mine Clitoris, because it's red and every c*nt has one." [£1 contribution to the Avoca School of Irish Dancing swear-box: I know it's the nuclear bomb of swear words, and very offensive, but the joke doesn't work without it. Sorry, sorry, sorry......]

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