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padi56 · 10 November 2006, 08:30 PM

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".

So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.

So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she justs ignored it. When she reached the second daughters bedroom she could hear laughing and just ignored it. When she reached the third daughters room she could hear nothing and deiced 2 ignore it.

The next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first daughter "Why were you screaming?". And the daughter replied "Well mother you told me 2 scream when something hurt."

Then the mother said to the second daughter "Why were you laughing last night?" and the daughter replied "Mother you told me to laugh when something tickled".

Then the mother said to the last daughter "Why didn't I hear anything coming from your room last night?" and the daughter replied "Well mother you told me never to talk with my mouth full".

Prince · 10 November 2006, 10:30 PM

LOL

padi56 · 10 November 2006, 10:41 PM

What a lot she has got

Prince · 10 November 2006, 10:42 PM

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What a lot she has got

Indeed, and all at one time, too. 'Cause her mamma also told her to finish what she started!

C.J. · 10 November 2006, 11:00 PM

JJ Irani · 11 November 2006, 04:33 AM

A multiple joke thread, this one!!

Prince · 11 November 2006, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

A multiple joke thread, this one!!

Glad you like it, JJ. That could just as easily be sheepdip in the bowl, tosser!

BruceS · 11 November 2006, 07:03 AM

Just eat love and keep bending over

Prince · 11 November 2006, 07:08 AM

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Just eat love and keep bending over

LOL -

mailman · 11 November 2006, 02:18 PM

padi56 · 11 November 2006, 07:10 PM

Must say some guys have there minds in the gutter,the picture is just a nice young lady with a large bowl of white stuff.

Prince · 11 November 2006, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Must say some guys have there minds in the gutter,the picture is just a nice young lady with a large bowl of white stuff.

Indeed, Peter. But you know that the most important sex organ in the body is the brain, so there ya go!

padi56 · 11 November 2006, 11:54 PM

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Indeed, Peter. But you know that the most important sex organ in the body is the brain, so there ya go!

Dont tell JJ that one Allan he will want one.

Prince · 11 November 2006, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Dont tell JJ that one Allan he will want one.

Exxxxcellent, Peter!

zeravince · 12 November 2006, 12:01 AM

nice story, Try to get wife like the mouthfull girl, LOL

Prince · 12 November 2006, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by zeravince

nice story, Try to get wife like the mouthfull girl, LOL

Welcome to TRF, zeravince. And what a thread to enter your first post!!!

Hope to see you around the forum more in the future. What watches do you own?

See Peter, our new member zeravince has a fine brain!

JJ Irani · 12 November 2006, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by zeravince

nice story, Try to get wife like the mouthfull girl, LOL

Welcome to TRF, zeravince. Hope you enjoy your stay here. Post some pics of your watches.

Cheers - JJ

JJ Irani · 12 November 2006, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Dont tell JJ that one Allan he will want one.

That one just earned you another rung UP, Padi!!

Prince · 12 November 2006, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

That one just earned you another rung UP, Padi!!

That ladder better have a LOT of rungs, JJ. Its filling up fast!

JJ Irani · 12 November 2006, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

That ladder better have a LOT of rungs, JJ. Its filling up fast!

Yes...so many tossers, so few rungs!!

Prince · 12 November 2006, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Yes...so many tossers, so few rungs!!

LMAO

padi56 · 12 November 2006, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Yes...so many tossers, so few rungs!!

Well you JJ should know about tossing,the fastest watch winder in NZ.
Perhaps you should try one of these to extent your ladder.

Prince · 12 November 2006, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Well you JJ should know about tossing,the fastest watch winder in NZ.
Perhaps you should one of these try and extent your ladder.

Oh Peter, you are securing a fine place near the top of that ladder, my friend. LOL

JJ Irani · 12 November 2006, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Well you JJ should know about tossing,the fastest watch winder in NZ.
Perhaps you should one of these try and extent your ladder.

WOW!!

Gimme, gimme....where can I get one of those, Padi?!!

Prince · 12 November 2006, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

WOW!!

Gimme, gimme....where can I get one of those, Padi?!!

mailman · 12 November 2006, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Well you JJ should know about tossing,the fastest watch winder in NZ.
Perhaps you should try one of these to extent your ladder.

That's why JJ has such a firm grip on things

padi56 · 12 November 2006, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

WOW!!

Gimme, gimme....where can I get one of those, Padi?!!

Stick to sheep JJ,you could over-inflate with other device and blow a gasket.

JJ Irani · 12 November 2006, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Stick to sheep JJ,you could over-inflate with other device and blow a gasket.

Your path to supreme tosserdom is now wide open, Padi!!

Prince · 12 November 2006, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Your path to supreme tosserdom is now wide open, Padi!!

LOL - he really has come a long way in a short time today, hasn't he JJ...

JJ Irani · 12 November 2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

LOL - he really has come a long way in a short time today, hasn't he JJ...

May have something to do with his post-operative recovery process!!

10 November 2006, 08:30 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,449	Three Daughters. There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married". So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house. So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she justs ignored it. When she reached the second daughters bedroom she could hear laughing and just ignored it. When she reached the third daughters room she could hear nothing and deiced 2 ignore it. The next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first daughter "Why were you screaming?". And the daughter replied "Well mother you told me 2 scream when something hurt." Then the mother said to the second daughter "Why were you laughing last night?" and the daughter replied "Mother you told me to laugh when something tickled". Then the mother said to the last daughter "Why didn't I hear anything coming from your room last night?" and the daughter replied "Well mother you told me never to talk with my mouth full". __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

10 November 2006, 10:30 PM	#2
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	LOL __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

10 November 2006, 10:41 PM	#3
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,449	What a lot she has got __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

10 November 2006, 11:00 PM	#5
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

11 November 2006, 04:33 AM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	A multiple joke thread, this one!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

11 November 2006, 07:03 AM	#8
BruceS "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Sir Daft Location: Cornwall, UK Watch: Too many Posts: 2,464	Just eat love and keep bending over

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11 November 2006, 07:10 PM	#11
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,449	Must say some guys have there minds in the gutter,the picture is just a nice young lady with a large bowl of white stuff. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 November 2006, 12:01 AM	#15
zeravince "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Vincent Location: Indonesia Watch: SS Daytona Posts: 49	nice story, Try to get wife like the mouthfull girl, LOL

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