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Old 13 October 2009, 11:32 PM   #1
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A farmer and his brand new bride

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a
waggon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The
farmer said, "That's once."

A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer
said, "That's twice."

After a little while, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer
didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun,
and shot the horse.

His brand new bride raised all kind of heck with him, screaming, "That
was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once."
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Old 13 October 2009, 11:37 PM   #2
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Old 13 October 2009, 11:41 PM   #3
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Old 14 October 2009, 12:46 AM   #4
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Old 14 October 2009, 12:51 AM   #5
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Old 14 October 2009, 12:59 AM   #6
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Old 14 October 2009, 01:00 AM   #7
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Very funny!!!
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Old 14 October 2009, 02:27 AM   #9
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