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Old 17 October 2009, 02:33 AM   #1
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A blonde goes for a job interview

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides
to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before
replying "Ehhhh .. 23!".

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And
can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag.
She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of
her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And
ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds,
mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out
of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to
work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but
what were you doing when we asked you your name?"

"Ohh that!" replies the blonde, "That's just me running through `Happy
birthday to you, happy birthday to you...."
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Old 17 October 2009, 02:57 AM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Great one Dave!
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Old 17 October 2009, 05:01 AM   #3
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Old 17 October 2009, 06:06 AM   #6
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Old 17 October 2009, 08:47 AM   #7
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Old 17 October 2009, 09:13 AM   #8
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Another for the memory banks!!
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Old 17 October 2009, 10:26 AM   #9
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Old 17 October 2009, 10:34 AM   #10
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Very funny!!!
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