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Old 6 November 2009, 08:42 PM   #1
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Can you love one too much?

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
> mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both
> patients in a mental hospital . One day while they were walking past the
> hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
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> He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
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> Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him
> out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
> immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
> considered her to be mentally stable.
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> When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and
> bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to
> rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the
> person you love... I have concluded that your act displays soundness of
> mind.
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> The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt
> right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
>
> Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..
>
> How soon can I go home?'
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Old 6 November 2009, 09:41 PM   #2
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Old 6 November 2009, 10:30 PM   #3
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Old 6 November 2009, 10:33 PM   #4
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Old 6 November 2009, 11:56 PM   #5
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Very good!!!
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Old 7 November 2009, 12:32 AM   #6
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Old 7 November 2009, 12:44 AM   #7
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Old 7 November 2009, 01:46 AM   #8
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hahaha!
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Old 7 November 2009, 02:08 AM   #9
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