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luke2261 · 11 November 2009, 02:24 PM

> Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England.
> He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
>
> "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."
>
> Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?"
>
> The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."
>
> The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
> here, would you?"
>
> Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
> The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and
> father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"
>
> Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
>
> "Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
>
> Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same
question.
>
> "Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
>
> "I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He
goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
>
> Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and
father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
>
> Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
>
> Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he goes back to speak with
Obama.
>
> "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's
Colin Powell."
>
> Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

meloncap78 · 11 November 2009, 02:29 PM

Kokyuryoku · 11 November 2009, 03:47 PM

idk01 · 11 November 2009, 07:02 PM

swatty · 11 November 2009, 07:09 PM

Good one

limbo · 11 November 2009, 07:51 PM

Timber Loftis · 12 November 2009, 01:34 AM

Woulda been funnier if you had used a PM that was actually in office when Barack and Biden were.

Oh, and this part:

Quote:

"Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government?"

... was the funniest joke to begin all jokes I've read in a while.

sandytn · 12 November 2009, 01:56 AM

multimedia · 12 November 2009, 10:57 PM

dalip · 12 November 2009, 11:19 PM

Bullyterrier · 13 November 2009, 01:01 AM

AWATCH · 13 November 2009, 01:35 AM

Lion · 25 November 2009, 01:36 PM

Very good!!!

JJ Irani · 25 November 2009, 01:45 PM

11 November 2009, 02:24 PM	#1
luke2261 Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Real Name: Everett Location: Cumming, GA USA Watch: Rolex GMT II Posts: 17	Easy Riddle > Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England. > He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" > > "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." > > Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" > > The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." > > The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in > here, would you?" > > Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" > The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and > father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" > > Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me." > > "Yes! Very good," says the Queen. > > Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same question. > > "Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" > > "I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. > > Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" > > Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" > > Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he goes back to speak with Obama. > > "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell." > > Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

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