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padi56 · 19 September 2005, 06:33 PM

A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up and
whacks him real hard on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" he asks.

"That was for the piece of paper in your trousers pocket with the name
of Mary Ellen written on it" she replies.

"Don't be silly," he says, "Two weeks ago when I went to the races,
Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on."

She seems satisfied at this and apologises.

Three days later, he is again sitting in his chair reading when she
nails him with an even bigger frying pan, instantly knocking him out
cold.

When he comes around he asks: "What was that for?"

"Your horse phoned!"

AJC · 19 September 2005, 10:32 PM

JJ Irani · 20 September 2005, 04:54 AM

Seadweller · 20 September 2005, 05:16 AM

padi56 · 20 September 2005, 06:29 PM

Just make sure you have not any Nike girl notes in yours JJ.

19 September 2005, 06:33 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,514	Mary Ellen. A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up and whacks him real hard on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trousers pocket with the name of Mary Ellen written on it" she replies. "Don't be silly," he says, "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on." She seems satisfied at this and apologises. Three days later, he is again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, instantly knocking him out cold. When he comes around he asks: "What was that for?" "Your horse phoned!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

20 September 2005, 04:54 AM	#3
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20 September 2005, 05:16 AM	#4
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20 September 2005, 06:29 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,514	Just make sure you have not any Nike girl notes in yours JJ. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

19 September 2005, 10:32 PM	#2
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