It's so dark in here.

[padi56]

A married woman is having an affair with another man. Every-time her lover comes to her place, she locks her 6 years old son in the closet.

One day, her husband came back from work early. She panicked and pushed her lover into the closet that her son is in.

In the closet, the son said "It's dark in here." "Yep!" The man replied.

"Wanna buy a baseball?" The kid asked. "No, thanks." replied the man.

"Oh but I think you will want to buy it" The kid said.

The man thought about his situation and decided to buy it. "How much?" He said.

50 pounds"

50 pounds?" The man couldn't believe his ears, but paid the money anyways since he did not want to get killed by the husband.

The following week, the woman's lover came back to the house again, only to hear the sound of the husband's car in the driveway. Once again, the woman's son and her lover ended up in the closet together again.

"It's dark in here. You wanna buy a pair of baseball gloves?" The kid asked again.

The woman's lover knew he got caught in the shit again and asked for the price,100 pounds"


On the weekend, the woman's husband wanted to take his son to play baseball. The son said he couldn't since he sold the baseball and the gloves.

His father asked "Well how much did you sell them for?"

"150 pounds in total."

"150 pounds?! That's outrageous! Go confess your sins at the church!" His father demanded.

So the boy went to the church and got into the confession booth. After closing the curtain of the booth the kid said "It's dark in here"

"Don't fu#k with me kid!" Answered the priest.

[JJ Irani]

[Seadweller]

[AJC]