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20 September 2008, 10:26 PM | #1 |
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three young women
Three young women are at a cocktail party.
Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other. The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanour. The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride. The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. But 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect penis." The first woman looks shame-faced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera. We're going to my parent's house for two weeks." The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes. He bought me a Taurus." "Well," the third woman says, " I also have a confession to make. Canary number 13 has to stand on one leg." |
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Rofl!
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All I can say is Ouch!!! Those canary claws are really sharp!
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My wife talks too much.
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even on one leg it's still awesome
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Did I really say that 2 years ago?????
Well, those canary claws are still really sharp! Especially the 13th's.
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