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DCgator · 10 January 2012, 01:46 PM

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration through-out the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.

Only three people applied for the very demanding position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Rabbi samurai.

The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bumblebee dropped dead, chopped in half.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive! "The emperor issued the same challenge to the Chinese samurai who also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly ... Whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into four pieces.

The emperor exclaimed: "Very impressive!"

He turned to the Rabbi samurai, and asked him to demonstrate why he should be the chief. The Rabbi Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around.

The emperor, disappointed, said: "Why is that gnat not dead?"

The Rabbi Samurai just smiled : "Circumcision is not meant to kill."

FeelingTheBlues · 10 January 2012, 02:01 PM

MoBe · 10 January 2012, 04:44 PM

Ha Ha!

limbo · 10 January 2012, 05:25 PM

mitchy · 10 January 2012, 06:28 PM

eric23 · 11 January 2012, 01:48 AM

77T · 11 January 2012, 03:42 AM

Oy vey

Art 1 · 11 January 2012, 06:37 AM

Chipmunk · 13 January 2012, 05:12 AM

Route 66 · 13 January 2012, 05:16 AM

Rebel · 13 January 2012, 06:38 AM

Lion · 14 January 2012, 04:20 AM

Very good.....

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DCgator "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: PNW Watch: DS,BLNR,SubLV,DJ2 Posts: 8,123	Thou shall not kill?!? There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration through-out the entire known world that he was searching for a chief. Only three people applied for the very demanding position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Rabbi samurai. The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bumblebee dropped dead, chopped in half. The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive! "The emperor issued the same challenge to the Chinese samurai who also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly ... Whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into four pieces. The emperor exclaimed: "Very impressive!" He turned to the Rabbi samurai, and asked him to demonstrate why he should be the chief. The Rabbi Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around. The emperor, disappointed, said: "Why is that gnat not dead?" The Rabbi Samurai just smiled : "Circumcision is not meant to kill."

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