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Old 14 January 2012, 08:57 PM   #1
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Golf on a foggy day

Two blondes were playing golf on a foggy par three - they could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball into the fog. When they arrived at the green they discovered one ball about three feet from the cup, while the other had somehow gone directly into the hole. "It's in the hole!" they both shouted in unison.

They tried to determine which ball belonged to which player, but since they were both using Titleist number threes, mystery prevailed. Unable to make a determination, they called to the nearby Club House to request that the golf pro come to make a ruling.

After hearing their story, and congratulating them both on their superb shots under adverse conditions, the golf pro asked "Okay so which one of you was playing the yellow ball?"
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Old 14 January 2012, 11:16 PM   #2
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Two blondes were playing golf on a foggy par three - they could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball into the fog. When they arrived at the green they discovered one ball about three feet from the cup, while the other had somehow gone directly into the hole. "It's in the hole!" they both shouted in unison.

They tried to determine which ball belonged to which player, but since they were both using Titleist number threes, mystery prevailed. Unable to make a determination, they called to the nearby Club House to request that the golf pro come to make a ruling.

After hearing their story, and congratulating them both on their superb shots under adverse conditions, the golf pro asked "Okay so which one of you was playing the yellow ball?"
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Old 14 January 2012, 11:24 PM   #3
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Old 15 January 2012, 03:02 AM   #4
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Old 15 January 2012, 06:24 AM   #5
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Old 18 January 2012, 09:11 PM   #9
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