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JJ Irani · 21 September 2007, 05:35 PM

It's easier for a girl to lose her viriginity than a boy.

A boy has to ask a hundred girls before he can get laid.

A girl could be just the one of those hundred girls!

JJ

Zack · 21 September 2007, 07:58 PM

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar"

Tools · 22 September 2007, 12:30 AM

EvEr34 · 22 September 2007, 12:44 AM

pause

roadcarver · 22 September 2007, 12:52 AM

Downing · 22 September 2007, 01:22 AM

davor · 22 September 2007, 01:26 AM

priceless

bravo

JAD3703 · 22 September 2007, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

It's easier for a girl to lose her viriginity than a boy.

A boy has to ask a hundred girls before he can get laid.

A girl could be just the one of those hundred girls!

JJ

Awesome, JJ. The sheep always lie, especially in NZ!

James

jasonbellevue · 22 September 2007, 06:21 PM

BiG JeEzY · 22 September 2007, 08:26 PM

Good one JJ! Only from you!

seduction · 24 September 2007, 08:12 AM

funnae!!

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21 September 2007, 07:58 PM	#2
Zack deregistered Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Everywhere Watch: 16610 Posts: 447	An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?" Dog: "Doin' all right" Villager: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Villager: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Villager: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Villager: "The sheep's a liar"

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