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Old 30 November 2005, 09:27 PM   #1
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Choosing A Wife.

A man wanted to get married, but he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He decides to give each woman a present of £5,000, then waits to see what each one does with the money.


The first woman does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets here done, new makeup and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she as done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.


The man was impressed.


The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.


The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.


Obviously, the man was impressed. He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.


Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.


Men are like that, you know,got to get the priorities right.
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Old 1 December 2005, 02:52 AM   #2
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Old 1 December 2005, 06:31 AM   #4
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I'd marry the one with the nicest butt. Boobs are too affected by gravity over time.
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Old 1 December 2005, 06:35 AM   #5
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I'd marry the one with the nicest butt. Boobs are too affected by gravity over time.
You are such a butt dude.
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