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lavaman · 15 June 2012, 03:17 AM

OK, random stuff. (with apologies to Mr. Carlin)

I wonder why...

Why does Donald Duck have a shirt but no pants? How come Daisy looks alot like his sister?

Why do people always look in the tissue after blowing their nose? Are they expecting a surprise?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Oh, and watch related (gasp!), can someone please give me the proper pronunciation of 'tachymeter"?

Thanks or add on...

capote · 15 June 2012, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by lavaman

I wonder why...

Why does Donald Duck have a shirt but no pants?

Not only that. But when he takes off his shirt he covers his crotch. It makes no sense

SiSiSenor · 15 June 2012, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by lavaman

OK, random stuff. (with apologies to Mr. Carlin)

I wonder why...

Why does Donald Duck have a shirt but no pants? How come Daisy looks alot like his sister?

Why do people always look in the tissue after blowing their nose? Are they expecting a surprise?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Oh, and watch related (gasp!), can someone please give me the proper pronunciation of 'tachymeter"?

Thanks or add on...

I pronounce it ta-chim-eter.

wantonebad · 15 June 2012, 04:22 AM

Why is it called "lava" and not liquid rock?

beaglehusky · 15 June 2012, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by lavaman

Why do people always look in the tissue after blowing their nose? Are they expecting a surprise?

I look to make sure my brain didn't just shoot out of my nose.

BarkMaster · 15 June 2012, 04:43 AM

Why hasn't this thread been hijacked yet?

Dr. Robert · 15 June 2012, 05:36 AM

Why haven't the mods closed this thread?

GradyPhilpott · 15 June 2012, 06:21 AM

The color of one's mucous can indicate a sinus infection, so it's a good idea to check it out when your suffering a particularly bad head cold.

Dan2010 · 15 June 2012, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BarkMaster

Why hasn't this thread been hijacked yet?

Please step away from the BARK.............You are being hijacked.......

Dan2010 · 15 June 2012, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Robert

Why haven't the mods closed this thread?

Why haven't you been banned???

TattooedGQ · 15 June 2012, 06:53 AM

Why do I feel the need to acquire more and more watches??

1675-David · 15 June 2012, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by wantonebad

Why is it called "lava" and not liquid rock?

and why is it called ice and not solid water

MoBe · 15 June 2012, 07:22 AM

BECAUSE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,that`s the answer to all questions that don`t have an answer!

lavaman · 15 June 2012, 10:53 AM

Ill stop asking questions Tattoed if you hand over the keys to that Duc!

(ad a 750 Monster some years ago and I have scars on my rear end from kicking myself for selling it...)

Ebruner · 15 June 2012, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by lavaman

Why do people always look in the tissue after blowing their nose? Are they expecting a surprise?

Do you not look at the toilet paper after use??
-Eddie

rodrob59 · 16 June 2012, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by lavaman

OK, random stuff. (with apologies to Mr. Carlin)

I wonder why...

Why does Donald Duck have a shirt but no pants? How come Daisy looks alot like his sister?

Why do people always look in the tissue after blowing their nose? Are they expecting a surprise?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Oh, and watch related (gasp!), can someone please give me the proper pronunciation of 'tachymeter"?.

I don't know, go ask your mother. And bring me a beer on your way back.

FeelingTheBlues · 16 June 2012, 12:07 PM

Why did he ever have to leave me! Worm, your honor, let me take him home!

...Hum, sorry, I got carried away...

AIKO · 16 June 2012, 01:45 PM

Why ask Why?? :-)

Lisa · 16 June 2012, 02:13 PM

I wonder about a lot of things that the world seems to accept and take for granted. It would probably outrage or frighten most people if they knew what I was thinking.

77T · 16 June 2012, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

I wonder about a lot of things that the world seems to accept and take for granted. It would probably outrage or frighten most people if they knew what I was thinking.

OK inquiring minds...ya know what that means...give with the disturbing side

It's ta-kim-i-ter and totally useless if you know long division

Lisa · 16 June 2012, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 77T

OK inquiring minds...ya know what that means...give with the disturbing side

Sorry, just can't. I'd much rather people here think I'm even-keeled, usually rational and somewhat normal. Um, that IS what they think, isn't it?

BarkMaster · 16 June 2012, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Sorry, just can't. I'd much rather people here think I'm even-keeled, usually rational and somewhat normal. Um, that IS what they think, isn't it?

DoxaDavid · 16 June 2012, 10:39 PM

Why is water wet?

Why is the sky blue?

Why does having a romantic trist on a beach never end up as fun as it sounds at the time?

Why do bad things usually end up in three's?

Hmmmmm???

FeelingTheBlues · 16 June 2012, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DoxaDavid

Why is water wet?

Why is the sky blue?

Why does having a romantic trist on a beach never end up as fun as it sounds at the time?

Why do bad things usually end up in three's?

Hmmmmm???

Why do I have the feeling that somebody had a bad experience on a beach? Too much sand in the bathing suit David?

Rbdport · 17 June 2012, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by rodrob59

I don't know, go ask your mother. And bring me a beer on your way back.

We have a winner!

Boothroyd · 17 June 2012, 11:58 AM

Why is it every time I wake up and walk into my living room, everything has been replaced with an exact replica? (Apologies to Steven Wright).

Boothroyd · 17 June 2012, 12:02 PM

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...en_wright.html

TattooedGQ · 18 June 2012, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lavaman

Ill stop asking questions Tattoed if you hand over the keys to that Duc!

(ad a 750 Monster some years ago and I have scars on my rear end from kicking myself for selling it...)

haha Lava...not bloody likely!!! She's my baby.

GermanyMatt · 18 June 2012, 11:32 PM

Why do people lose the ability to act like rational human beings when they're flying commercially?

15 June 2012, 03:17 AM	#1
lavaman Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: The Airport Watch: what happens next Posts: 1,942	The "Why?" thread, or "these are the thoughts that kept me out of the good schools.." OK, random stuff. (with apologies to Mr. Carlin) I wonder why... Why does Donald Duck have a shirt but no pants? How come Daisy looks alot like his sister? Why do people always look in the tissue after blowing their nose? Are they expecting a surprise? Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Oh, and watch related (gasp!), can someone please give me the proper pronunciation of 'tachymeter"? Thanks or add on...

15 June 2012, 04:22 AM	#4
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15 June 2012, 05:36 AM	#7
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15 June 2012, 06:21 AM	#8
GradyPhilpott 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: New Mexico Watch: 116710 BLNR Posts: 34,358	The color of one's mucous can indicate a sinus infection, so it's a good idea to check it out when your suffering a particularly bad head cold. __________________ JJ Inaugural TRF $50 Watch Challenge Winner

15 June 2012, 06:53 AM	#11
TattooedGQ "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Justin Location: NY, USA Watch: yo self! Posts: 2,686	Why do I feel the need to acquire more and more watches?? __________________ That boy's got the Devil in him. Rolex: I think I'm up to 9?? Omega: Got a few of those too. Breitling: And some of these.

15 June 2012, 07:22 AM	#13
MoBe "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Canada Posts: 6,773	BECAUSE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,that`s the answer to all questions that don`t have an answer!

15 June 2012, 10:53 AM	#14
lavaman Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: The Airport Watch: what happens next Posts: 1,942	Ill stop asking questions Tattoed if you hand over the keys to that Duc! (ad a 750 Monster some years ago and I have scars on my rear end from kicking myself for selling it...)

16 June 2012, 12:07 PM	#17
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	Why did he ever have to leave me! Worm, your honor, let me take him home! ...Hum, sorry, I got carried away... __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

16 June 2012, 01:45 PM	#18
AIKO "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,937	Why ask Why?? :-)

16 June 2012, 02:13 PM	#19
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	I wonder about a lot of things that the world seems to accept and take for granted. It would probably outrage or frighten most people if they knew what I was thinking.

16 June 2012, 10:39 PM	#23
DoxaDavid "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: David Location: Minneapolis, Mn Posts: 3,267	Why is water wet? Why is the sky blue? Why does having a romantic trist on a beach never end up as fun as it sounds at the time? Why do bad things usually end up in three's? Hmmmmm??? __________________ DOXA-AFICIONADO "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. " Abraham Lincoln 1809-1865

17 June 2012, 11:58 AM	#26
Boothroyd 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2011 Real Name: Daniel Location: Minneapolis, MN Watch: Wilsdorf(s) Posts: 10,190	Why is it every time I wake up and walk into my living room, everything has been replaced with an exact replica? (Apologies to Steven Wright). __________________ Explorer 214270 MK I/Datejust II Black 116300/Tudor Heritage Black Bay Black 79220N

17 June 2012, 12:02 PM	#27
Boothroyd 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2011 Real Name: Daniel Location: Minneapolis, MN Watch: Wilsdorf(s) Posts: 10,190	http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...en_wright.html __________________ Explorer 214270 MK I/Datejust II Black 116300/Tudor Heritage Black Bay Black 79220N

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GermanyMatt "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Matt Location: Northern VA Watch: 126711, 126610 Posts: 1,803	Why do people lose the ability to act like rational human beings when they're flying commercially?

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