Da Yooper and Da Texan and another one

[Challenger Deep]

Tovio was sitting in a bar in Channing drinking a Strohs and watching a Packers game when a big tall Texan came strolling into the bar. He was bragging about how big his farm was, how much money he made and how many head of cattle he had.

He said to Tovio in a drunken state "I can drive my pickup all day on my property and not reach the end."

Tovio looked up from his mug and said to him "Ya mister, i got a pickup dat can do dat too."




Eino and Tovio were going hunting when Eino, the older brother said "If you get lost, fire three shots up into da air and i'll come get you." Tovio said "Ok"

The brothers separated and after a few hours, Tovio was lost and found a clearing. He done as his brother said and fired three shots into the air.

"Gosh, i hope Eino sees my arrows."




Eino and Tovio were sitting in their truck one day and Eino had just got back from the store with packzis(pronounced poun-skis) and Tovio said "Whaddya got der brother?" Eino said "I ain't telling ya." Tovio was bummed so Eino said "Tell ya wat. Iffen you can guess how many are in here, i'll give you all three."

Tovio agrees and thought hard. "I say you got 5."

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