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anilzat · 1 May 2014, 04:36 PM

A blind man was describing his favorite sport... parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.

"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.

But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.

He quickly answered "Oh..... the dog's leash goes slack."

77T · 1 May 2014, 09:15 PM

Ouch! Edgy...PITA won't like it...but funny in that twisted sort of way that makes you go

ltmgeller · 1 May 2014, 11:58 PM

Hairdude1 · 2 May 2014, 01:14 PM

Psmith · 2 May 2014, 07:31 PM

MonBK · 2 May 2014, 07:32 PM

:)

Cc1966 · 2 May 2014, 08:21 PM

He Hee Heeee!

asadtiger · 3 May 2014, 02:09 AM

I love dogs wayyy too much..sorry.

anilzat · 4 May 2014, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asadtiger

I love dogs wayyy too much..sorry.

How about if I changed it to a elephant

AbsolutelyROLEX! · 4 May 2014, 10:02 AM

Oh come on, its just a joke, very funny LOL

1 May 2014, 04:36 PM	#1
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	parachuting blind A blind man was describing his favorite sport... parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered. But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered "Oh..... the dog's leash goes slack."

1 May 2014, 09:15 PM	#2
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