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anilzat · 5 May 2014, 11:08 AM

Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie flys out and grants him a wish.

Charles is ecstatic as just that morning he had reversed his Range Rover over the Queen's favourite corgi and squashed it flat. He asks the genie to bring back the dog to life as the Queen would be furious and upset. The genie examines the dog which is splattered all over the drive and tells Charles that there is nothing he can do so he'd best chuck the dog in the dustbin.

Charles then asks the genie if he could make his girlfriend Cammilla Parker-Bowles beautiful as the media were always poking shit at her looks.

The genie thinks for a moment scratches his head and says "On second thoughts get that fucking dog out of the bin again"!!!

Hairdude1 · 5 May 2014, 12:34 PM

cop414 · 5 May 2014, 01:22 PM

nickb732 · 5 May 2014, 08:46 PM

HAHAHA. Good one. You're on a roll with the genies today!

77T · 5 May 2014, 11:10 PM

Psmith · 8 May 2014, 05:36 AM

By the way, they've been married since 2005!

5 May 2014, 11:08 AM	#1
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	Prince Charles Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie flys out and grants him a wish. Charles is ecstatic as just that morning he had reversed his Range Rover over the Queen's favourite corgi and squashed it flat. He asks the genie to bring back the dog to life as the Queen would be furious and upset. The genie examines the dog which is splattered all over the drive and tells Charles that there is nothing he can do so he'd best chuck the dog in the dustbin. Charles then asks the genie if he could make his girlfriend Cammilla Parker-Bowles beautiful as the media were always poking shit at her looks. The genie thinks for a moment scratches his head and says "On second thoughts get that fucking dog out of the bin again"!!!

5 May 2014, 01:22 PM	#3
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5 May 2014, 08:46 PM	#4
nickb732 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: Nicholas Location: UK Posts: 2,630	HAHAHA. Good one. You're on a roll with the genies today! __________________ Nick

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