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7 May 2014, 11:33 AM | #1 |
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Mother Superior was passing by the room where the Novices were taking confession when she heard a voice shouting"Oh God, Oh God!".
Beleiving one of her charges to be in the midst of a religious experience, she walked in and stopped in shock to see the local priest having enthusiastic sex with the novice. In her anger she took her rosary, and began to whip the sinful and half naked priest out of the room. As the Mother Superior consolled the deceived and embarassed novice, she heard how the young girl had been tricked. "He said it was the key to heaven, and wanted to see if it fit in my lock" explained the poor novice. "Not to worry," said the equally embarassed Mother Superior, "He told me it was Gabriel's Trumpet and has had me blowing it for years" |
7 May 2014, 02:56 PM | #2 |
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Oh man, that's dark but funny
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Almost as disturbing as your avatar...but have to admit to a chuckle
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