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JohnBaker3 · 30 April 2015, 06:27 AM

A little old lady goes to the vet because her canary is "sick".....

The grizzly old vet takes one look at the bird in the shoebox (which is lying upside down, feet in the air). He tells her to leave it for the day and he will do what he can.....

Once in the back room, the vet hands the tech a $5 bill, and tells him to go to the pet store for another bird.

He returns shortly with the new bird and they check it over to make sure it matches the deceased one. The front desk calls the little old lady to come and pick up her pet bird. The total bill is $5.00....

The very next day the little old lady calls the clinic and says she needs to talk with the vet. Fearing the worst, he answers the phone..

"Doc, you're a miracle worker. Yesterday Henry was very sick. Today he is not only well, but he sang for the first time in his life!"

MonBK · 30 April 2015, 06:45 AM

Is this a joke?

bungcarlo · 30 April 2015, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MonBK

Is this a joke?

Hairdude1 · 30 April 2015, 02:29 PM

watchwatcher · 1 May 2015, 07:46 AM

Psmith · 1 May 2015, 06:37 PM

Andad · 1 May 2015, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonBK

Is this a joke?

JohnBaker3 · 2 May 2015, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonBK

Is this a joke?

Yes it is....sorry you didn't get it the first time....

jeffc · 2 May 2015, 03:30 AM

hahaha

30 April 2015, 06:27 AM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,221	The Little Old Lady and Her Pet Canary A little old lady goes to the vet because her canary is "sick"..... The grizzly old vet takes one look at the bird in the shoebox (which is lying upside down, feet in the air). He tells her to leave it for the day and he will do what he can..... Once in the back room, the vet hands the tech a $5 bill, and tells him to go to the pet store for another bird. He returns shortly with the new bird and they check it over to make sure it matches the deceased one. The front desk calls the little old lady to come and pick up her pet bird. The total bill is $5.00.... The very next day the little old lady calls the clinic and says she needs to talk with the vet. Fearing the worst, he answers the phone.. "Doc, you're a miracle worker. Yesterday Henry was very sick. Today he is not only well, but he sang for the first time in his life!" __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

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