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28 January 2009, 07:24 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Real Name: desmond
Location: new york
Watch: rolex
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The only thing that the IRS has not taxed
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size: The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $ 300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $ 250.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $ 150.00 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $ 30.00 Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund. ** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ** |
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6 February 2009, 12:13 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Real Name: Ron
Location: Alabama
Watch: Daytona,TT Sub,GMT
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6 February 2009, 05:05 AM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
Posts: 74,320
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!!  I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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6 February 2009, 05:50 AM
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Location: Sydney
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6 February 2009, 05:57 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Real Name: El Raf-O
Location: florida
Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega
Posts: 19,687
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6 February 2009, 06:46 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Boyd
Location: NC
Posts: 1,815
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Poll Tax
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6 February 2009, 07:40 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: May 2008
Real Name: Matt
Location: Earth
Watch: 114060
Posts: 3,203
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Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons |
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7 February 2009, 02:35 AM
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Member
Join Date: Aug 2008
Real Name: Leonard
Location: stockbridge,ga
Watch: Submariner
Posts: 58
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lol, one nut to the other.....
Don't worry about that A'hole behind us we work for that prick ahead of us!! |
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7 February 2009, 07:32 PM
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2024 Pledge Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Real Name: Peter
Location: Sydney
Watch: The Game
Posts: 17,409
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8 February 2009, 05:02 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2008
Real Name: Pav
Location: Manhattan
Posts: 11,495
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8 February 2009, 08:47 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Real Name: David
Location: USA
Watch: your step!
Posts: 7,882
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Hey, I'm getting a tax return!!!!
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Rolex. The Rolex of watches. 16570 Expy2 Noir, 116710 GMT Master II, 2552.80 SMP |
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8 February 2009, 12:44 PM
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2024 Pledge Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Richard
Location: USA
Watch: YM Deep Space
Posts: 12,504
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Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623 Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC. Omega Speedmaster 3510.50 Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM |
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