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Old 18 March 2007, 11:26 PM   #1
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Water and Wine Education

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It has been scientifically proved that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli)
Bacteria found in feces.


In other words,

We are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.


However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine , beer (or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poo

WINE Beer Spirits = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poo, drink WINE BEER OR SPIRITS!!!

It is better to drink too much wine and start to talk sh*t than to drink water and be full of sh*t.But perhaps its to late as some you must know, must have drunk a hell of a lot of water.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service.

Have a nice day.
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Old 18 March 2007, 11:40 PM   #2
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Old 19 March 2007, 01:36 AM   #3
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crap! i drink like 2 litres a day!
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Old 19 March 2007, 01:39 AM   #4
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Thanks, Peter. I never thought of it that way!
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Old 19 March 2007, 01:55 AM   #5
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crap! i drink like 2 litres a day!
You should stick to beer mate,remember while staying in the Furama hotel.And just opposite same side of the road on pavement there was a open food bar with some stools on pavement.One night on our way back to hotel stopped for a few beers.Well there two young guys sat there,and they invited us to have a drink.Well it was one of the best nights we had and the beer was flowing fast.And it was a good job we did not have to walk far to the hotel.We met up the next day and they took us on a tour,the zoo over to Sentosa great guys.One was from Burma but the other was from Singapore,and we met up again a year later.This time different hotel and had a good meal and drink around clark key.Remember the large jugs of beer and and some first class entertainment.But then lost touch he went back to Burma don't know what happened to the Singapore guy both these guys worked in the peoples park shopping centre.
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Old 19 March 2007, 04:24 AM   #6
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Funny post, Padi!!
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