Prison Escapee

[Fitchy]

PRISON ESCAPEE
> >>>>A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
>He
> >>>breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
>young
> >>>couple in bed. He orders the man out of bed and ties him to a chair.
> >>>While
> >>>tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
>her,
> >>>kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>While he's in there, the man whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
>this
> >>>>guy
> >>>is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent lot
>of
> >>>time
> >>>in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
>neck.
> >>>If
> >>>he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.
> >>>Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
>obviously
> >>>very
> >>>dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I
>love
> >>>you!"
> >>>>
> >>>>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
>my
> >>>ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
>had
> >>>any
> >>>Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
>you,
> >>>too!"
> >>>>
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[JJ Irani]

[jasonbellevue]

Good one!

[padi56]

[kakalika]

[President]

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