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Iron Dealer 1 · 2 December 2011, 01:48 AM

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies!"

So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He asked, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She replied, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He replied, "Yes, I want five loaves."

She said, "My goodness, five loaves...By the time you get to the third loaf, it'll be hard!"

He replied, "I can't believe it! Everybody knows about this shit but me!"

FeelingTheBlues · 2 December 2011, 04:19 AM

Route 66 · 2 December 2011, 04:34 AM

Excellent!

kenhiraihnl · 2 December 2011, 04:42 AM

limbo · 2 December 2011, 05:14 AM

TSW · 2 December 2011, 05:17 AM

:))

MonBK · 2 December 2011, 05:19 AM

:)

hbbfam · 2 December 2011, 07:00 AM

Very good!

Art 1 · 2 December 2011, 08:58 AM

brkanand · 2 December 2011, 08:59 AM

Haha!!

swatty · 2 December 2011, 02:14 PM

meloncap78 · 2 December 2011, 02:17 PM

mitchy · 2 December 2011, 05:02 PM

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asadtiger · 12 December 2011, 05:10 AM

loved it :)

LeotheLion · 12 December 2011, 07:43 AM

bgriz · 15 December 2011, 12:20 PM

2 December 2011, 01:48 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	Rye Bread Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies!" So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He asked, "Do you have any rye bread?" She replied, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He replied, "Yes, I want five loaves." She said, "My goodness, five loaves...By the time you get to the third loaf, it'll be hard!" He replied, "I can't believe it! Everybody knows about this shit but me!" __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

2 December 2011, 04:19 AM	#2
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