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Dr. Robert · 20 April 2012, 02:01 AM

Statistics on airport security for Jan. 2012 from Homeland Security.

Terrorists discovered- 0
Transvestites-133
Hernias-1485
Hemorrhoid cases-3172
Enlarged prostate-8249
Breast implants-59,350
Natural blondes-3

MonBK · 20 April 2012, 02:08 AM

:)

FeelingTheBlues · 20 April 2012, 02:20 AM

MoBe · 20 April 2012, 02:27 AM

`nice to know where your tax dollars are being squandered.

TSW · 20 April 2012, 05:00 AM

:))

Chipmunk · 20 April 2012, 05:04 AM

2th Dr · 20 April 2012, 05:36 AM

Natural blondes...

eric23 · 21 April 2012, 12:48 AM

77T · 23 April 2012, 01:48 AM

Alright Dr. Bob - if that's really your true name - the Department would like to interview you about accessing our secure sensitive database. It seems a hacker - likely you, no doubt - accessed the system and altered our data.

In fact, there were zero natural blondes detected in January, 2012...

mitchy · 23 April 2012, 10:25 PM

swatty · 25 April 2012, 09:04 PM

20 April 2012, 02:01 AM	#1
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23 April 2012, 01:48 AM	#9
77T 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 41,083	Alright Dr. Bob - if that's really your true name - the Department would like to interview you about accessing our secure sensitive database. It seems a hacker - likely you, no doubt - accessed the system and altered our data. In fact, there were zero natural blondes detected in January, 2012... __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

20 April 2012, 02:08 AM	#2
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