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1 June 2012, 10:39 PM
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Heart Attack
A 44 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital and while crossing the street on her way home, she was run down killed by an speeding ambulance. Arriving in heaven and in of front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" (You'll love this) God replied: "sh*t! I just didn't recognize you.
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2 June 2012, 05:20 AM
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HAHAHA....I think this woman lived either in Beverly Hills or OC!
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2 June 2012, 03:24 PM
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Very good!
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2 June 2012, 04:36 PM
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 Good one Peter.
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2 June 2012, 06:11 PM
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4 June 2012, 10:18 PM
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5 June 2012, 09:57 PM
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6 June 2012, 12:09 AM
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16 June 2012, 03:56 PM
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17 June 2012, 01:54 AM
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Sounds like a lot of the women I grew up around lol
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