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5 February 2014, 06:15 PM
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Real Name: Peter
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng
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Not All Political Correct.
Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stella...
Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stella?" Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round I was f**king skint." Barman says, "12 pints of anything costs about the same with todays prices." Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog." ----------------- Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when you're drunk" Husband says " that's not true....... sometimes I want a kebab" ----------------- My son asked me today what's the difference between a crow and a blackbird. I told him crows have somewhat heavier beaks and fan shaped tails. A blackbird has big rubbery lips, huge tits, fuzzy fan#y hair and a massive arse. ----------------- I bought the wife a Memory Stick, it's great! She hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or sex once since the first beating. ----------------- Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on marriage and a long trip relationship... She replied "Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off." ---------------- A man approaches a young good looking woman in a shop. he says" I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?" The woman says "Sure but do you have any idea where your wife is?" "Not a clue" he says" But whenever I talk to a beautiful woman with big tits like yours she appears out of nowhere!" Following the recent Earthquake the Malaysian government have thanked Britain for the rescue dogs they sent out. They said they were delicious!
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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5 February 2014, 06:18 PM
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6 February 2014, 05:53 AM
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Real Name: Alex
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6 February 2014, 08:22 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Real Name: Judy
Location: Ontario
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I shouldn't be laughing..but I am.
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6 February 2014, 08:25 AM
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Join Date: May 2009
Real Name: Larry
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6 February 2014, 10:28 AM
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TRF Moderator & 2024 DATE-JUST41 Patron
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7 February 2014, 05:42 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Real Name: Christopher
Location: Georgia, USA
Watch: ing the Sea...
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7 February 2014, 07:58 AM
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Real Name: John Williams
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Omg!
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7 February 2014, 01:18 PM
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2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member
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Location: Georgia
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very special
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11 February 2014, 07:41 PM
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12 December 2014, 02:40 PM
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2024 Pledge Member
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Real Name: Richard
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Heheheeee!
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12 December 2014, 03:25 PM
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Location: PNW
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Liked!
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12 December 2014, 07:46 PM
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14 December 2014, 08:00 PM
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Ouch!
 
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11 February 2015, 10:41 AM
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2024 Pledge Member
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13 February 2015, 03:13 AM
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Location: New York
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hahahahahaha... so funny... awesome..
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3 June 2015, 10:33 AM
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