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ohsixx · 2 March 2008, 12:55 AM

Hillbilly brothers Bubba and Jake were sitting in a bar watching wrestling when and advertisment came on offering $10,000.00 for anyone who could wrestle and beat "Killer".

Jake stated, "Bubba look at you you're 6'4" of lean hard workin' muscle, ain't never lost a fight in yo life. I'll bet you could beat the "Killer".

So the next Friday they went to the wrestling match and watched man after man being beaten and hurt by "Killer". Finally, it was Bubba's turn to wrestle.

Stepping into the ring he asked the ref if he had any advise.

"Well", stated the ref, "avoid the "pretzel", once he gets yah in it your finished. . .good luck".

The bell rang and not 20 seconds later Bubba was a twisted, conturted mess with "Killer" on top of him and the ref slapping the mat counting Bubba out.

Angrily Jake turned to leave.

Suddenly the boos changed to cheers and Jake turned to see Bubba's hand being raised in victory and "killer" prone and unconscious on the mat.

Ashamedly, Jake told Bubba he missed the end of the match having left in anger when he assumed Bubba had lost. "What the hell happened", Jake asked.

"Well, I was all balled up and in great pain when I saw a big hairy nut sack infront of me. Figurin' I had nuttin' to lose I bit down on em as hard as I could.

"Then what happened", Jake responded?

"Man you don't know how strong you are until someone bites your balls!

redshirt1957 · 2 March 2008, 01:05 AM

Different Bubba!

frostie · 2 March 2008, 01:06 AM

JJ Irani · 2 March 2008, 04:16 AM

mdx77 · 2 March 2008, 10:41 AM

jasonbellevue · 2 March 2008, 10:56 AM

bgriz · 2 March 2008, 11:46 AM

2 March 2008, 12:55 AM	#1
ohsixx "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Real Name: Mark Location: Florida Watch: Make a guess! Posts: 1,515	Bubba and Jake Hillbilly brothers Bubba and Jake were sitting in a bar watching wrestling when and advertisment came on offering $10,000.00 for anyone who could wrestle and beat "Killer". Jake stated, "Bubba look at you you're 6'4" of lean hard workin' muscle, ain't never lost a fight in yo life. I'll bet you could beat the "Killer". So the next Friday they went to the wrestling match and watched man after man being beaten and hurt by "Killer". Finally, it was Bubba's turn to wrestle. Stepping into the ring he asked the ref if he had any advise. "Well", stated the ref, "avoid the "pretzel", once he gets yah in it your finished. . .good luck". The bell rang and not 20 seconds later Bubba was a twisted, conturted mess with "Killer" on top of him and the ref slapping the mat counting Bubba out. Angrily Jake turned to leave. Suddenly the boos changed to cheers and Jake turned to see Bubba's hand being raised in victory and "killer" prone and unconscious on the mat. Ashamedly, Jake told Bubba he missed the end of the match having left in anger when he assumed Bubba had lost. "What the hell happened", Jake asked. "Well, I was all balled up and in great pain when I saw a big hairy nut sack infront of me. Figurin' I had nuttin' to lose I bit down on em as hard as I could. "Then what happened", Jake responded? "Man you don't know how strong you are until someone bites your balls! __________________ 16613 Submariner 116523 Daytona Panerai 104 "Speedy Pro"

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