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anilzat · 7 May 2014, 11:23 AM

Two nun's were driving through Transilvania one night and suddenly a vampire jumps on the bonnet of the car and starts punching the windscreen. The nun driving is swerving all over the place trying to dislodge him while the the other nun is screaming

"GET HIM OFF,GET HIM OFF, WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!!"

So the nun driving screams "FOR FUCK SAKE DON'T JUST SIT THERE SCREAMING AT ME, SHOW HIM YOUR CROSS!"

So the other nun sticks her head out the window and screams "GET OFF THE FUCKING CAR YOU DEAD CUNT, YOU'RE WREAKING THE PAINTWORK!"

Hairdude1 · 7 May 2014, 02:55 PM

77T · 7 May 2014, 10:04 PM

Somewhere in there might be a joke

Or maybe I need another cup of java

cop414 · 7 May 2014, 11:56 PM

cop414 · 7 May 2014, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 77T

Somewhere in there might be a joke

Or maybe I need another cup of java

cross=angry... I do believe that's where the joke lies...

77T · 8 May 2014, 12:02 AM

Ah so. The play on words evaded my solo cup of Java brain!

Psmith · 8 May 2014, 05:39 AM

7 May 2014, 11:23 AM	#1
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	Driving down the road Two nun's were driving through Transilvania one night and suddenly a vampire jumps on the bonnet of the car and starts punching the windscreen. The nun driving is swerving all over the place trying to dislodge him while the the other nun is screaming "GET HIM OFF,GET HIM OFF, WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!!" So the nun driving screams "FOR FUCK SAKE DON'T JUST SIT THERE SCREAMING AT ME, SHOW HIM YOUR CROSS!" So the other nun sticks her head out the window and screams "GET OFF THE FUCKING CAR YOU DEAD CUNT, YOU'RE WREAKING THE PAINTWORK!"

7 May 2014, 10:04 PM	#3
77T 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 41,044	Somewhere in there might be a joke Or maybe I need another cup of java __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

7 May 2014, 11:56 PM	#4
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8 May 2014, 12:02 AM	#6
77T 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 41,044	Ah so. The play on words evaded my solo cup of Java brain! __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

8 May 2014, 05:39 AM	#7
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