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mailman · 16 March 2008, 06:45 AM

One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"

The redneck said it was his.

"Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said.

The redneck replied, "No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree."

The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."

"No way," said the redneck. "That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin'."

The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!"

(You gotta love this)

The redneck looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog

limbo · 16 March 2008, 07:01 AM

frostie · 16 March 2008, 07:53 AM

Carolina · 16 March 2008, 10:18 AM

How about if that guy wanted a Sheep dog?? (ducks)!!

mdx77 · 16 March 2008, 10:22 AM

bgriz · 16 March 2008, 12:37 PM

JJ Irani · 16 March 2008, 02:29 PM

JJ Irani · 16 March 2008, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carolina

How about if that guy wanted a Sheep dog?? (ducks)!!

They'd have to call in JJ!!

jasonbellevue · 16 March 2008, 04:56 PM

Tools · 20 March 2008, 01:49 AM

TDH · 21 March 2008, 07:44 PM

Robb · 21 March 2008, 07:47 PM

16 March 2008, 06:45 AM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & DATE-JUST41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,392	One Hot Summer Day One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?" The redneck said it was his. "Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said. The redneck replied, "No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree." The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred." "No way," said the redneck. "That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin'." The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!" (You gotta love this) The redneck looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog __________________ JJ

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