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JJ Irani · 4 May 2008, 05:12 AM

Why, Why, Why??

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Cheers - JJ

toph · 4 May 2008, 05:19 AM

good one. But on here i think 4 out of have a mental illness!

kcmo · 4 May 2008, 06:22 AM

Hilarious JJ!

JJ Irani · 4 May 2008, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by kcmo

Hilarious JJ!

I know I am, Karis....but how did you like the joke?

limbo · 4 May 2008, 06:37 AM

jasonbellevue · 4 May 2008, 10:13 AM

unclesallie · 4 May 2008, 11:32 AM

Tarzan DOES have a beard!

doesn't he?

good one!
best,
dan

C.J. · 4 May 2008, 12:41 PM

TDH · 4 May 2008, 07:27 PM

mailman · 4 May 2008, 08:35 PM

Lisa · 5 May 2008, 12:13 AM

And why do we talk louder to people who don't speak the same language as we do?

And why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

SPACE-DWELLER · 5 May 2008, 05:25 AM

Ashley · 5 May 2008, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I know I am, Karis....but how did you like the joke?

Oh JJ

jasonbellevue · 5 May 2008, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

And why do we talk louder to people who don't speak the same language as we do?

And why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

True.

Tombstone · 5 May 2008, 01:05 PM

JJ
Those are great examples. Here is one why do I talk with my ex-wife when I know there will be a disagreement about anything we talk about?

JJ Irani · 5 May 2008, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tombstone

JJ
Those are great examples. Here is one why do I talk with my ex-wife when I know there will be a disagreement about anything we talk about?

I can't answer that question, Rich.....'cause I've never had an ex-wife!!

Hell, I'm still trying to get rid of the present one!!

kcmo · 6 May 2008, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I know I am, Karis....but how did you like the joke?

Ashley · 6 May 2008, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

And why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

So that we can eat two extra hot dogs sans bun! (And preferably not cooked, I like them raw!)

Oscar · 6 May 2008, 03:24 PM

JJ,

Here's a couple of additional points;

1. Why do people always speak so loudly when using a mobile phone. Can't the other person hear well enough?

2. Why is that buttered toast or bread always falls to floor with the buttered side down?

3. Is a half glass of water/spirits etc, seen as half full or half empty?

Michael

hungheavy · 6 May 2008, 08:44 PM

ha-ha

BiG JeEzY · 7 May 2008, 07:12 PM

Gotta love those "why" questions!!

hungheavy · 7 May 2008, 08:32 PM

good

4 May 2008, 05:12 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	Why? Why, Why, Why?? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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toph "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: ChrisTOPHer Location: Sydney Watch: Rolex, Brellum, Posts: 12,601	good one. But on here i think 4 out of have a mental illness! __________________ "Where no counsel is the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety." Member No.# 11795

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Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	And why do we talk louder to people who don't speak the same language as we do? And why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

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Oscar "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Michael Location: Melb, Australia Watch: SS GMTIIC Posts: 1,350	JJ, Here's a couple of additional points; 1. Why do people always speak so loudly when using a mobile phone. Can't the other person hear well enough? 2. Why is that buttered toast or bread always falls to floor with the buttered side down? 3. Is a half glass of water/spirits etc, seen as half full or half empty? Michael

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hungheavy "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: spain Posts: 15	ha-ha

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BiG JeEzY "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Jerome Location: N. California Watch: GMT I/EXP II/DJ Posts: 3,350	Gotta love those "why" questions!! __________________ -Rolex Explorer II Black dial 16570 (circa 2001) -Rolex GMT Master I Pepsi 1675 (circa 1978) -Rolex Datejust TT Champagne 16233 (circa 1991) -Vintage Longines Automatic La Grande Classique -Vintage Seiko 6138 Automatic Chronograph with "Kakume" Dial

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