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Manatee · 29 July 2005, 10:52 PM

...when you're dry, and you get into a tub full of wetness, you immediately become wet, but when you're wet, and you get into a tub full of dryness, you don't immediately become dry?

padi56 · 29 July 2005, 11:27 PM

1. Why is the time of day when the traffic is slowest called the ‘rush hour’?

2. Why isn’t ‘phonetics’ spelt the way it sounds?

3. Why are homes called apartments when they are all stuck together?

4. Why do we drive in parks and park in drives?

5. Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain?

6. Why is the 3rd hand on the watch called the second hand?

7. Why does ‘slow down’ and ‘slow up’ mean the same thing?

8. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know that the batteries are dead?.

9. Why are credit cards always in debit?

10.Why is anyone going slower than you an idiot, but anyone going faster than you a maniac?
WHY.WHY.WHY.WHY.WHY.WHY.WHY.WHY

Rockrolex · 30 July 2005, 12:12 AM

I give up. Why?

So many questions. So few answers!!

Gedanken · 30 July 2005, 12:27 AM

Oh great. And I was thinking of getting a good night's sleep too.

padi56 · 30 July 2005, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

I give up. Why?

So many questions. So few answers!!

Z.

Gedanken · 30 July 2005, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Z.

Ooooh, two birds with one stone - very good, Peter!

dman · 30 July 2005, 12:40 AM

Great posts guys!!

Manatee · 30 July 2005, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

1. Why is the time of day when the traffic is slowest called the ‘rush hour’? ...

LOL!

Uncle-AJ · 30 July 2005, 04:16 AM

What would you rather bee or a wasp?

dman · 30 July 2005, 04:19 AM

Hornet.

Uncle-AJ · 30 July 2005, 04:23 AM

That was a stinging reply.

JJ Irani · 30 July 2005, 04:40 AM

dman · 30 July 2005, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

That was a stinging reply.

LOL!!

30 July 2005, 06:00 AM

Nice to see this place is steadily sliding down the slippery slope with you two guys leading the way (in my absence).

Now, why does a 7-11 shop boast about being open 24 hours, seven days a week, and yet they have locks on the door?

JJ Irani · 30 July 2005, 06:05 AM

Hi Johnny,

Glad to have you back. Please don't be a stranger no more!!

dman · 30 July 2005, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Now, why does a 7-11 shop boast about being open 24 hours, seven days a week, and yet they have locks on the door?

I have never thought about that one, LMAO!!!

JJ Irani · 30 July 2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dman

I have never thought about that one, LMAO!!!

You haven't thought about it nor have you answered the question, you tosser!! LOL!

29 July 2005, 10:52 PM	#1
Manatee Banned Join Date: May 2005 Location: Washington DC Are Posts: 677	Why is that... ...when you're dry, and you get into a tub full of wetness, you immediately become wet, but when you're wet, and you get into a tub full of dryness, you don't immediately become dry?

29 July 2005, 11:27 PM	#2
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,446	1. Why is the time of day when the traffic is slowest called the ‘rush hour’? 2. Why isn’t ‘phonetics’ spelt the way it sounds? 3. Why are homes called apartments when they are all stuck together? 4. Why do we drive in parks and park in drives? 5. Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain? 6. Why is the 3rd hand on the watch called the second hand? 7. Why does ‘slow down’ and ‘slow up’ mean the same thing? 8. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know that the batteries are dead?. 9. Why are credit cards always in debit? 10.Why is anyone going slower than you an idiot, but anyone going faster than you a maniac? WHY.WHY.WHY.WHY.WHY.WHY.WHY.WHY __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

30 July 2005, 12:12 AM	#3
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30 July 2005, 12:27 AM	#4
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Oh great. And I was thinking of getting a good night's sleep too. __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

30 July 2005, 12:40 AM	#7
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30 July 2005, 04:16 AM	#9
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	What would you rather bee or a wasp? __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

30 July 2005, 04:19 AM	#10
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	Hornet. __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

30 July 2005, 04:23 AM	#11
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	That was a stinging reply. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

30 July 2005, 04:40 AM	#12
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

30 July 2005, 06:00 AM	#14
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	Nice to see this place is steadily sliding down the slippery slope with you two guys leading the way (in my absence). Now, why does a 7-11 shop boast about being open 24 hours, seven days a week, and yet they have locks on the door?

30 July 2005, 06:05 AM	#15
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	Hi Johnny, Glad to have you back. Please don't be a stranger no more!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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