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padi56 · 10 August 2006, 07:27 PM

Saturday night, desperate for a "leg-over", this young man walked into a dating bar. Delighted when a remarkable attractive young blond sat down next to him.

"Care for a drink?" he enquired, politely.

She smiled, sweetly, "Thank you, but it won't get you anywhere".

Their conversation was animated, and the young man said, "Look. I find you very attractive. Will you join me for dinner?"

Once more, she replied, "Thank you, but it won't get you anywhere."

Dinner was a huge success, and emboldened by a great deal of champagne, he asked "Would you care for a nightcap...back at my flat?"

"What a good idea" she responded, "but it won't get you anywhere."

Back at his flat, after several nightcaps, he burst out, "I have to say, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met. I want you for my wife!"

She warmly responded, "You sweet generous man. You really are adorable. Why didn't you say so before. BRING HER IN!"

mailman · 10 August 2006, 07:31 PM

C.J. · 11 August 2006, 02:36 AM

JJ Irani · 11 August 2006, 04:18 AM

10 August 2006, 07:27 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,548	Could Not Get Laid. Saturday night, desperate for a "leg-over", this young man walked into a dating bar. Delighted when a remarkable attractive young blond sat down next to him. "Care for a drink?" he enquired, politely. She smiled, sweetly, "Thank you, but it won't get you anywhere". Their conversation was animated, and the young man said, "Look. I find you very attractive. Will you join me for dinner?" Once more, she replied, "Thank you, but it won't get you anywhere." Dinner was a huge success, and emboldened by a great deal of champagne, he asked "Would you care for a nightcap...back at my flat?" "What a good idea" she responded, "but it won't get you anywhere." Back at his flat, after several nightcaps, he burst out, "I have to say, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met. I want you for my wife!" She warmly responded, "You sweet generous man. You really are adorable. Why didn't you say so before. BRING HER IN!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

11 August 2006, 02:36 AM	#3
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

11 August 2006, 04:18 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

10 August 2006, 07:31 PM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & DATE-JUST41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,396

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