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padi56 · 12 August 2006, 07:12 PM

A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc.

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.

He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"The guy says, "I'm green with NV".

The host replies, "Brilliant come on in and have a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts.

He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies, "I'm tickled pink."

The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick,standing stark naked, one with his willy in bowl of custard and the other with his willy stuck in a pear.

The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you both doing?You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street.Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?"

Paddy replies, "Welllll, Oim fokIn discustard, and Mick here has just come in despair.

mailman · 12 August 2006, 07:15 PM

C.J. · 13 August 2006, 01:08 AM

Prince · 13 August 2006, 03:54 AM

No hope for Paddy and Mick...

JJ Irani · 13 August 2006, 03:56 AM

Wonder how our Paulie would turn up for such a party?

Prince · 13 August 2006, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Wonder how our Paulie would turn up for such a party?

As an Oscar Meyer weiner, perhaps?!?

JJ Irani · 13 August 2006, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

As an Oscar Meyer weiner, perhaps?!?

mailman · 13 August 2006, 07:29 AM

I'd be nakid and go as porn star Dick Long

Prince · 13 August 2006, 08:41 AM

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I'd be nakid and go as porn star Dick Long

I was going to guess John Holmes, but you know best!!!

mailman · 13 August 2006, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

I was going to guess John Holmes, but you know best!!!

Or in JJ's case, ewe know better.

Johnny Wad has nothing on me

Prince · 13 August 2006, 09:18 AM

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Or in JJ's case, ewe know better.

Groan!

pensivedoc · 13 August 2006, 12:38 PM

Prince · 13 August 2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Johnny Wad has nothing on me

So I've heard tell...

Otis · 13 August 2006, 12:55 PM

We are talking about acting abilitiy aren't we guys?

Prince · 13 August 2006, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Otis

We are talking about acting abilitiy aren't we guys?

Sure...

JJ Irani · 13 August 2006, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

I'd be nakid and go as porn star Dick Long

C**k wavin' again, uh Paulie?

mailman · 13 August 2006, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

C**k wavin' again, uh Paulie?

Like a cowboy with his lasso

Prince · 13 August 2006, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Like a cowboy with his lasso

Ummmm, a lasso is kinda thin, isn't it Paulie??? Long yes, but very, VERY thin.

JJ Irani · 14 August 2006, 04:22 AM

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Ummmm, a lasso is kinda thin, isn't it Paulie??? Long yes, but very, VERY thin.

That's right, Allan. Our Paulie could anchor the QE2 with his!!!

Prince · 14 August 2006, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

That's right, Allan. Our Paulie could anchor the QE2 with his!!!

Wouldn't that hurt?

JJ Irani · 14 August 2006, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Wouldn't that hurt?

Nah....the QE2 has been designed to take on much more than just Paulie's!!

Prince · 14 August 2006, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Nah....the QE2 has been designed to take on much more than just Paulie's!!

No, I mean... Oh, never mind!

JJ Irani · 14 August 2006, 04:22 PM

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No, I mean... Oh, never mind!

I know what you meant....but never mind!! Let our Paulie be the winner in the end!!

padi56 · 14 August 2006, 08:36 PM

12 August 2006, 07:12 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,548	Fancy Dress Party. A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc. On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"The guy says, "I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant come on in and have a drink." A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party." A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick,standing stark naked, one with his willy in bowl of custard and the other with his willy stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you both doing?You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street.Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?" Paddy replies, "Welllll, Oim fokIn discustard, and Mick here has just come in despair. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,548	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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