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padi56 · 14 August 2006, 08:37 PM

There was a postman called Paulie who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and his post round was over six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his well endowed pen#s. So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his pen#s, which he left sticking out of the sand like a flag pole.Bit of free co#k waving for you Paulie.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the pen#s around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to bloody squat."

mailman · 14 August 2006, 09:04 PM

JJ Irani · 15 August 2006, 04:44 AM

Thank the Lord she couldn't squat. That damn thing would have popped out the top of her head!!

C.J. · 15 August 2006, 05:35 AM

14 August 2006, 08:37 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,514	All Over Tan. There was a postman called Paulie who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and his post round was over six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his well endowed pen#s. So he decided to do something about that. He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his pen#s, which he left sticking out of the sand like a flag pole.Bit of free co#k waving for you Paulie. A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the pen#s around with her cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world." The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?" The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to bloody squat." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 August 2006, 04:44 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Thank the Lord she couldn't squat. That damn thing would have popped out the top of her head!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

15 August 2006, 05:35 AM	#4
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

14 August 2006, 09:04 PM	#2
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