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11 June 2009, 10:11 AM
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The Bug and The Girl
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield,?stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, 'Daddy, what the heck was that?' Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It was only a bug, Honey.' The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said... 'Sure had a big d!ck, didn't it?...
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11 June 2009, 11:26 AM
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11 June 2009, 11:37 AM
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11 June 2009, 11:49 AM
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Excellent!!!
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11 June 2009, 11:51 AM
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11 June 2009, 12:53 PM
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11 June 2009, 05:06 PM
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11 June 2009, 07:24 PM
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12 June 2009, 12:39 AM
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15 June 2009, 01:59 PM
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25 July 2011, 11:10 PM
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