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Old 30 June 2009, 04:58 AM   #1
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Even cheaper lawyer joke

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Old 30 June 2009, 04:59 AM   #2
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Old 30 June 2009, 06:04 AM   #3
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Abso-fricken'-lutely!!!
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Old 30 June 2009, 06:23 AM   #4
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Old 30 June 2009, 06:29 AM   #5
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Old 30 June 2009, 07:19 AM   #6
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Yup! That doesn't surprise me.

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Old 30 June 2009, 03:09 PM   #7
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Old 30 June 2009, 05:10 PM   #8
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Old 30 June 2009, 08:21 PM   #9
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Old 30 June 2009, 09:06 PM   #10
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Old 1 July 2009, 11:02 PM   #12
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Was there a joke there?
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Old 2 July 2009, 12:26 AM   #13
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Heheheehehehehe.
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Old 2 July 2009, 03:50 AM   #14
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Old 2 July 2009, 03:58 AM   #15
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Was there a joke there?
Pretty close to reality, I'd say!
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Old 2 July 2009, 04:05 AM   #16
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Pretty close to reality, I'd say!
That's why I like our own in-house lawyer so much!
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Old 2 July 2009, 04:07 AM   #17
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That's why I like our own in-house lawyer so much!
In-house lawyer??? What you talkin' 'bout, Willis???
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Old 2 July 2009, 04:23 AM   #18
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In-house lawyer??? What you talkin' 'bout, Willis???
At least you don't discriminate, you make fun of all of us you oaf
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Old 2 July 2009, 04:25 AM   #19
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At least you don't discriminate, you make fun of all of us you oaf
Oh, you mean Ed.

Thank you for the kind words, son. Forget the will, though!
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Old 2 July 2009, 04:27 AM   #20
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Thank you for the kind words, son. Forget the will, though!
What will? Three old nails in a rusty can! No thanks! I'm on a roll here
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Old 2 July 2009, 04:30 AM   #21
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What will? Three old nails in a rusty can! No thanks! I'm on a roll here
LOL - yeah, DOWNHILL!!!

That is kinda funny, though.
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Old 2 July 2009, 07:35 AM   #22
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Was there a joke there?
I hate lawyer jokes!

No, I'm serious, I do.
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