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Old 21 September 2009, 10:51 PM   #1
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Home Depot scam!

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Home Depot Scam




A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat naked and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th & 29th. Also May 1st, 4th, twice on the 7th, 14th, 15th, 21st, three times last Saturday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $6.99 each
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Old 21 September 2009, 11:44 PM   #2
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Old 22 September 2009, 12:18 AM   #3
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Old 22 September 2009, 03:52 AM   #4
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Old 22 September 2009, 01:24 PM   #6
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Old 22 September 2009, 01:26 PM   #7
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Old 22 September 2009, 01:37 PM   #8
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Old 22 September 2009, 11:53 PM   #9
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I WILL start frequenting Home Depots.

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Old 23 September 2009, 08:15 AM   #10
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Old 23 September 2009, 08:40 AM   #11
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I just picked up some wallets and I am on the way
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Old 23 September 2009, 10:26 AM   #12
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